australia’s female teenage population are literally all “hipsters” who think the janoskians are comedic genius’ and are in love with one direction and wear supre varsity jackets and vans and footy shorts and use foundation as lipstick and quote call me maybe in every single selfie and run summer blogs and claim they’re original but they’re all the same oh my god yes because this is...
I just don’t understand why it isn’t socially acceptable to stay in bed all day long and watch lame romantic comedies and drink coffee and read books in your underwear. Whoever established all these “get a job, be successful” conventions really needs a serious beating. I didn’t sign the terms and conditions for this shit.
do you think when johnny depp agrees to be in a movie with a different director he goes home at night and tim burton is just there with his face pressed against the window and johnny has to close the curtains to avoid feeling guilty
shout out to the internet for making me seem funnier and better looking than i actually am in real life